Kimye News: Honeymoon Over? Kanye’s T.P. Issues
After their extravagant nuptials, it seemed like Kanye West and Kim Kardashian were on their way to wedded bliss, but it looks like all is not well on the Kimye front.
Per a source from RadarOnline.com, the couple has only spent ten days together since their May 24th wedding, and their time spent together hasn’t been all sunshine and rose walls.
Kim reportedly hated their Ireland honeymoon and was not having the chilly, damp weather. And when they tried to re-do their honeymoon in Mexico, apparently Kanye was miserable, because all Kim wanted to do was lounge around the pool all day.
Granted, Kanye is in the middle of a tour, so that may account for the lack of time together, but hopefully all of this talk is just that…talk.
However, they have been married for 49 days, so if they make it past that dreaded 72 days, I think these crazy kids will make it!
…And now onto the real concerning news: Kanye West had to use generic toilet paper!
Yes, you read that correctly…GENERIC TOILET PAPER!!! (Cue the gasps.)
According to RumorFix.com, Kanye was aboard the Eurostar train on his way to London from Paris and complained that the T.P. in his first class cabin was “too scratchy.”
Apparently, Kanye is very picky when it comes to his bathroom needs. Perhaps, he should consider packing his own. It definitely wouldn’t be the most outlandish thing he’s ever done!
…Or maybe Kanye should’ve put Charmin on the wedding registry.